Quotes 9gag

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• When I was younger, $20 felt like $1000...now it feels like $1.
• List of things i want 1. a nice body 2. pizza   list of things you apparently can’t have at the same time 1. a nice body 2. pizza
• A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games 

•  7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.
• I'm great in bed...I can sleep for days.
• Reasons why I stop replying:  1) I'm busy  2) You're boring  3) I'm mad 4) You replied with one word 5) I'm on twitter 6) I'm eating 
• I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
• How I use my phone:  50% to use twitter,  20% to text,  15% to take photos,  10% check the time,  5% to actually call.
• That awkward moment when someone is crying and you're trying your hardest not to laugh.
• Friends knock on your door.  Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
• The hotter you are, the faster I text back.
• I don't always correct someone's spelling, but when  

• I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass out of myself.
• Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it. 

•  Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car.  Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
• What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again.

•  Remember, the grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit.
• I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.
• I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection..
• I'm so naturally funny because my life is a joke.
• That awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall & you’re there with your mom.
• Whoever is reading this, you are beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile, life is too short to be unhappy.
• Old couples make you realize someone can love you forever.

• Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.

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