Nih gan ane punya kutipan troloololol dari 9gag tapi sori dalam bahasa inggris kalo di translate jadi galucu artinya wahaha XD Boleh nyomot dari situs resmi nya cuma yang diambil yang lucu aja + trololol. Semoga menghibur salam herp...
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- When I was younger, $20 felt like $1000...now it feels like $1.
- List of things i want 1. a nice body 2. pizza list of things you apparently can’t have at the same time 1. a nice body 2. pizza
- A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games
- 7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.
- I'm great in bed...I can sleep for days.
- Reasons why I stop replying: 1) I'm busy 2) You're boring 3) I'm mad 4) You replied with one word 5) I'm on twitter 6) I'm eating
- I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
- How I use my phone: 50% to use twitter, 20% to text, 15% to take photos, 10% check the time, 5% to actually call.
- That awkward moment when someone is crying and you're trying your hardest not to laugh.
- Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
- The hotter you are, the faster I text back.
- I don't always correct someone's spelling, but when
- I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass out of myself.
- Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.
- Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
- What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again.
- Remember, the grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit.
- I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.
- I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection..
- I'm so naturally funny because my life is a joke.
- That awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall & you’re there with your mom.
- Whoever is reading this, you are beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile, life is too short to be unhappy.
- Old couples make you realize someone can love you forever.
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- Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.
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